FILL IN THE BLANKS
BY
DOUG MAYNARD
“A LITTLE BLANK IS A DANGEROUS THING! DRINK DEEP, OR NOT AT ALL FROM PARNASSAS’ SPRING.”- ALEXANDER POPE.
“OLD SOLDIERS NEVER DIE. THEY BLANK BLANK BLANK!”- MC ARTHUR.
“IT IS NOT THE END. IT IS NOT EVEN THE BEGINNING OF THE END. BUT IT MAY BE THE BLANK OF THE BLANK.”- CHURCHILL ‘
NEVER IN THE COURSE OF HUMAN EVENTS HAVE SO MANY OWED SO MUCH BLANK BLANK BLANK” .- CHURCHILL ON Royal Air Force.
“THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, AND BLANK BLANK BLANK FOR BLANK” – ARMSTONG
“GO BLANK, YOUNG BLANK, GO BLANK”- H. GREELEY
“I REGRET THAT I HAVE BUT ONE BLANK TO GIVE FOR MY BLANK” – HALE
“I KNOW NOT WHAT COURSE OTHERS MAY TAKE, BUT AS FOR ME, GIVE BLANK BLANK OR BLANK BLANK BLANK”!- PATRICK HENRY
“WASHINGTON WAS BLANK IN WAR, BLANK IN PEACE, AND BLANK IN THE BLANK’S OF HIS COUNTRYMEN”. – RICHARD HENRY LEE
“NEVER LOOK BACK. THEY MAY BE BLANKING ON BLANK”.SATCH PAIGE
“ASK NOT WHAT YOUR BLANK CAN DO FOR BLANK. ASK WHAT YOU CAN BLANK FOR YOUR BLANK”.- KENNEDY “
ALL WE HAVE TO BLANK IS BLANK ITSELF”- F. ROOSEVELT.
“I HATE BLANK. ELANORE HATES BLANK. FALA HATES BLANK.! –FDR.
“ I SHALL BLANK!” (TO THE PHILIPPINES) – MC ARTHUR
“TOMORROW IS BLANK BLANK.” – SCARLETT O’HARA in GWTW
“BLANKLY, MY BLANK, I DON’T BLANK A BLANK!” – RHETT BUTLER
“BLANK IT AGAIN, BLANK.” – BOGIE IN “CASABLANCA”
“BLANK TO BED, BLANK TO BLANK, MAKES A BLANK BLANKY, BLANKY, AND BLANK” – BEN FRANKLIN
“ IF WE DON’T ALL HANG BLANK, WE SHALL CERTAINLY ALL HANG BLANKLY.” – BEN FRANKLIN TO CONTINENTAL CONGRESS.
“BECAUSE I COULD NOT STOP FOR BLANK, HE KINDLY STOPPED FOR ME”. – EMILY. DICKENSON
“A FOOLISH CONSISTENCY IS THE BLANK OF LITTTLE BLANKS.” – RALPH WALDO EMERSON
“NOW THE WINTER OF OUR BLANK IS MADE SPRING BY THAT GLORIOUS SON OF YORK.” – RICHARD III BY W. SHAKESPEARD (1ST LINE?)
“THE BLANK IS THE MASSAGE” – (BOOK TITLE) – MARSHALL MCLUAN “ A BRIEF HISTORY OF BLANK” – (BOOK TITLE)- STEVEN HAWKING
“ I FEAR I HAVE AWAKENED A SLEEPING BLANK” – ADMIRAL YAMAMOTO AFTER PEARL HARBOR ATTACK
“WE HAVE MET THE BLANK, AND HE IS BLANK.” – POGO/ FUNNY PAPERS.
“DAMN THE BLANKS! BLANK BLANK BLANK”! – FARRAGUT IN C. WAR.
“HOW ‘BOUT THEM BLANKS”! –UGGA (MASCOT)
“WHO LET THE BLANKS BLANK”? – BAHA MEN SONG
“BLANKS”. – MC CALLUF’S ONE WORD RESPONSE AT BASTONNE TO GERMAN SURRENDER REQUEST IN WWII’S BATTLE OF THE BULGE.
“I SHALL GO TO BLANK”. – IKE’S PRE-PRESIDENTAL PROMISE
“BLANKY BEATS TRUMAN”. –INCORRECT NEWS HEADLINE IN 1948.
“ON THE WHOLE, I’D RATHER BE IN BLANK.” – W. C. FIELDS’ GRAVESTONE
“DO YOU KNOW HOW TO BLANK A BLANK, PILGRIM?” – W. GERE IN JERIMIAH JOHNSON TO ROBERT REDFORD ON BEAR HUNTING INSIDE
“GAMBLING PROMISES THE POOR WHAT PROPERTY PROVIDES THE BLANK”. – GEORGE B. SHAW
“HOW SHARPER THAN A SERPENT’S BLANK IT IS TO HAVE A THANKLESS CHILD”. – KING LEAR BY SHAKESPEARE.
“ALAS, POOR BLANK. I KNEW HIM, HORATIO. A MAN OF INFINITE BLANK”. – HAMLET BY SHAKESPEARE.
“ THE REST IS BLANK”. – HAMLET’S LAST WORDS AND MASS ENDING.
“LAY ON BLANK, AND DAMNED BE HIM WHO FIRST CRIES, “BLANK, BLANK!” – MACBETH BY SHAKESPEARE.
“MAN IS THE ONLY ANIMAL WHICH BLANKS- OR NEEDS TO.” –M. TWAIN
“FREEDOM’S JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR BLANK BLANK TO BLANK.”. –SONG LINE BY KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
“WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR BLANKS COME TRUE, AND THEY’RE NOT QUITE LIKE YOU BLANKED?”- EAGLES LINE ABOUT SLEEP.
“MOMMA’S IN THE FACTORY, SHE AIN’T GOT NO BLANKS. DADDY’S IN THE ALLEY LOOKIN FOR FOOD. I’M IN THE BLANK WITH THE TOMBSTONE BLUES.” – BOB DYLAN
“YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A BLANK TO TELL WHICH WAY THE BLANK BLANKS.” – B. DYLAN
“THE BLANK I HAD FOR BREAKFAST WASN’T BAD, SO I HAD ONE MORE FOR DESSERT.” – “SUNDAY MORNING COMIN’ DOWN” – KRISTOFFERSON
“THE ONE AND ONLY BILLY SHEARS, AND BLANK BLANPPER’S BLANKLY BLANK’S BLANK BAND.” - ALBUM TITLE, JOHN LENNON
“DOWN AT THE END OF BLANK BLANK AT BLANKBREAK BLANK.” –ELVIS
“I DO NOT BLANK BLANK BLANKS AND BLANK”. - DR.SEUSS “
BLANK BLANK, I PRESUME?” – STANLY IN AFRICA.
“WHO’S ON BLANK?” – L. COSTELLO. “I DON’T KNOW’S ON BLANK.”- B.A.
“A MARTINI, PLEASE, BLANKEN, NOT BLANKERRED.” – BOND, JAMES BOND
“I CAN’T BLANK NO BLANK” – SIR MICK JAGGER “I CAN’T BLANK OF ANY MORE BLANKING BLANKS”-
ANSWERS BELOW.
ANSWERS TO FILL IN THE BLANKS
LEARNING,
JUST FADE AWAY,
THE END OF THE BEGINNING,
ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,
GO WEST, YOUNG MAN, GO WEST,
LIFE FOR MY COUNTRY,
GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME DEATH,
FIRST ,FIRST, AND FIRST HEARTS,
GAINING ON YOU,
COUNTRY, YOU DO, COUNTRY,
FEAR IS FEAR , WAR, WAR, WAR,
RETURN,
ANOTHER DAY,
DEAR, GIVE A DAMN!, P
LAY IT AGAIN, SAM,
EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY, AND WISE,
TOGETHER, SEPARATELY,
DEATH,
HOBGOBBLIN OF LITTLE MINDS,
DISCONTENT, MEDIUM IS THE MASSAGE,
BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME,
GIANT, ENEMY AND US,
TORPEDOS, FULL SPEED AHEAD,
DAWGS!,
DOGS OUT,
NUTS,
KOREA,
DEWEY BEATS TRUMAN (WRONG),
PHILADELPHIA,
SKIN A GRIZ?,
RICH,
TOOTH,
YORICK, JEST,
SILENCE,
MC DUFF- HOLD-ENOUGH,
BLUSHES,
NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE,
DREAMS-PLANNED,
SHOES-KITCHEN,
WEATHERMAN-WIND BLOWS,
BEER FOR BREAKFAST,
SGT. PEPPER’S LONEY HEARTS CLUB BAND,
LONEY STREET AT HEARTBREAK HOTEL,
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM,
DR. LIVINGSTONE, I PRESUME?,
FIRST-THIRD,
SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED,
GET NO SATISFACTION
OUT OF THESE BLANKETY- BLANK BLANKS!-
HAPPY BLANKING TEST RESULTS!
