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WE’RE JUST SURFING THE COSMOS.
LIKE MICROSCOPIC FLEETS OF TALL SAILED SHIPS IN A BOUNDLESS OCEAN OF UNIVERSE,
OUR GALAXIES BOBBLE THROUGH GRAVITY’S ROUGH WAVES TOWARD CRASHING TIDES
ON SOME FAR DISTANT SHORE OF A NEW AND DIFFERENT WORLD
ALWAYS JUST OUT OF OUR PRESENT SIGHT AND REACH!
LIKE THE NINA, PINTA, AND THE SANTA MARIA OF SPACE/CYBERSPACE. -
SKIP ENGLISH-2003
IT’S ALL ABOUT LIGHT AND THE FACT THAT ITS SPEED NEVER CHANGES. NO MATTER WHAT!
THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS 186,000 MILES PER SECOND! CARS 60 SEC/MILE.
LIGHT GOES AROUND THE EARTH SIX OR MORE TIMES IN A SECOND.
ONE LIGHT YEAR IS ABOUT 6 TRILLION MILES AT 186,000 PER SECOND.
THE NEAREST STAR TO THE SUN IS 4.5 LIGHT YEARS AWAY-NEXT DOOR.
EARTH IS DIVIDED INTO OCCIDENTAL/ORIENTAL, YANKEE/REBEL QUADS.
LIGHT IS SO SLOW THAT IT TAKES BILLIONS OF YEARS TO GET HERE.
LIGHT TAKES 8 MINUTES TO GET HERE FROM THE SUN- 93 MILLION MILES.
LIGHT TAKES SEVEN HOURS TO GET TO PLUTO, THE END OF OUR SYSTEM.
OUR SUN IS A STAR UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND CARRIES NINE PLANETS AROUND THE GALAXY LIKE A LONG LIMO IN LAS VEGAS.
OUR SUN WOULD LOOK LIKE ALL OTHER STARS IF IT WOULD GET OUT OF OUR FACE.
LIGHT TAKES BILLIONS OF YEARS TO GET HERE FROM SPACE.
EINSTEIN SAYS THAT SPACE/TIME IS THE 4TH DEMINSION AND KOUFAX CURVED.
THE “C” IN E=MC2 IS FOR THE ONLY “CONSTANT”- THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
E=MC2=ATOMIC FISSION=ATOMIC FUSION=HYDROGEN BOMB- THE POWER OF THE SUN- ALONG WITH HELIUM OF BALLOONS FOR OUR KIDS.
OUR GALAXY HAS OVER 100 BILLION STARS LIKE OUR SUN.
OUR GALAXY IS A TINY ISLAND IN A GIANT OCEAN OF THE LOCAL GROUP.
OUR SUN HAS NINE PLANETS AND UNTOLD MOONS OF JUPITER ALONE.
THAT MEANS 900 BILLION POSSIBLE PLANETS TIMES 5 MOONS EACH.
THAT’S JUST IN OUR GALAXY, AND THERE ARE OVER 100 BILLION GALAXIES.
LIKE NUKE-SUBS, GALAXIES DIVE INTO SPACE AND TAKE US TOO!
THE MOON CIRCLES THE EARTH, WHICH CIRCLES THE SUN, WHICH CIRCLES THE GALAXY, WHICH CIRCLES THE LOCAL GROUP, WHICH CIRCLES THE SUPERCLUSTER ALL SCREAMING AT AWESOME SPEEDS,
YET WE WORRY ABOUT GETTING ON AN AIRPLANE.
IF THE EARTH WERE THE SIZE OF A DIME, VENUS WOULD BE A PENNY, MARS A NICKLE, SATURN BIGGER THAN A BASKETBALL, JUPITER BIGGER THAN A GIANT BEACH BALL, AND THE SUN BIGGER THAN A GIANT BALLOON IN THE MACY’S PARADE AT THANKSGIVING. – SKYSCRAPER SIZE!
THE SUN IS JUST AN AVERAGE SIZED STAR- NO BIG DEAL.
THERE ARE COMETS, CUPIDS, ASTEROIDS, MOONS, PLANETS, SUNS, GALAXIES, CLUSTERS, SUPERCLUSTERS, AND MUCH MORE IN ALL OF SPACE- YET ALMOST ALL OF SPACE IS A PERFECT EMPTY NOTHINGNESS CALLED THE “COSMIC VOID”. A VAST “WASTELAND” AS T. S. ELIOT WOULD SAY.
POP YOUR GUM IN EMPTY SPACE AND YOU’LL GO BACKWARD AT WARP SPEED, SCOTTY! (NEWTON AND NO GRAVITY RULE!)
ANYTHING YOU FIND IN SPACE IS LIKE FINDING A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK BILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS HIGH. INFINITELY WORSE ODDS THAN FINDING A QUALITY TELEVISION PROGRAM EXCEPT DURING SWEEPS WEEKS.
LIKE A HEAVY BOWLING BALL ROLLING ACROSS A SEMI- TIGHT TARPOLEON, EARTH “WARPS” THE SPACE AROUND IT AS IT ROLLS ACROSS THE LANES OF SPACE/TIME’S NEW DEMENSION. (4TH)
IMAGINE THE WARP OF ROLLING THE GALAXY ACROSS THE SAME LANES.
LIKE TINY SPIDERS ON AN ETERNAL WEB, TINY SUPERCLUSTERS OF BILLIONS OF GALAXIES ARE SEPARATED BY GIGANTIC HOLES OF SPACE IN BETWEEN.
WHY IS IT SO FAR TO THE HOUSE NEXTDOOR? ELBOW ROOM?
THE TINY FILIMENTS OF SPIDERWEB GALAXIES ARE HELD TOGETHER BY GRAVITY AND THE “STRONG FORCE” AND TORN APART BY THE “WEAK FORCE” FROM THE INSIDE AND WHATEVER TEARS GRAVITY APART FROM THE OUTSIDE.
GRAVITY, ELECTOMAGNETISM, AND THE WEAK FORCE ARE REALLY THE SAME THING (ELCTROMAGNETICWEAKFORCE)
ONLY THE STRONG FORCE IS OUTSIDE EINSTEIN’S GUT THEORY (GRAND UNIFIED THEORY- THAT UNITES EVERYTHING INTO ONE FORCE).
EINSTEIN PROVED THE FIRST THREE BUT DIED TRYING TO PROVE THE STRONG FORCE FIT THE THEORY.
FOR SEMI-UNREAL CHECK EINSTEIN’S TWIN THEORY OF TIME DILATION IN THE SPECIAL THEORY OF RELATIVITY, WHICH WE PROVED IN THE SIXTIES THOUGH HE SAID IT IN ABOUT 1915. YOU ARE 20, YOUR TWIN IS 120 IF YOU’RE GONE A YEAR @ THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
FOR SUPER UNREAL, CHECK OUT THE QUANTUM THEORY OF THE SUPERSMALL WORLD THAT MAKES UP EVERYTHING, YET LIKE A GHOST DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU TRY TO PIN IT DOWN!
QUARKS, BOSONS, Z-PARTICLES, GLUONS, AND OTHER SUPERSMALL QUANTUM PARTICLES MAKE UP NUCULI OF ALL ATOMS, WHICH MAKE UP ALL MOLECULES, WHICH MAKE UP COMPOUNDS, WHICH MAKE UP YOU!
DNA IS A MOLECULE THAT MAKES YOU UP! RNA MAY BE EQUAL.
DNA IS AS FAR INSIDE YOUR CELLS AS PLUTO IS FROM THE SUN OUTSIDE. SEVEN HOURS @ 186,000 MILES PER SECOND.
IMAGINE THE TINY CAMERA THAT CAUGHT THE FIRST PROVEN Z-PARTICLE ON ITS WAY RIGHT THROUGH THE EARTH.
ORION’S ARM POINTS TO THE OLD, RED STARRED CENTER OF THE GALAXY WHERE THE BLACK HOLE LIVES AND ARRESTS EVERYTHING INCLUDING LIGHT. WE LIVE IN “ORION’S ARM” OF THE GALAXY!
WHEN YOU LOOK BACK INTO SPACE, YOU LOOK BACK INTO TIME AS WELL BECAUSE THEY ARE THE SAME THING.
YOU SEE THE SUN AS IT WAS 8 MINUTES AGO. THE SUN COULD HAVE BURNED OUT AND EXPLODED FIVE MINUTES AGO, BUT WE WOULD STILL HAVE THREE MINUTES TO LIVE!
YOU SEE THE FAR GALAXIES AS THEY WERE BILLIONS OF YEARS AGO.
WAS EINSTEIN WARPED FOR SAYING SPACE/TIME WAS? (BOWLING BALL EXAMPLE).
MODERN “STRING THEORY” SEEMS TO CONNECT ALL. FORCES.
TODAY’S EINSTEIN, AUTHOR OF A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME, AND WORKING 100 YEARS OF ADVANCEMENT LATER, DISAGREES WITH EINSTEIN. WHO IS HE? (STEPHEN HAWKING)
EVEN LIGHT, HOPPING DOWN THE HIGHWAY AT 186,000 MPS GETS CAUGHT BY THE SPEEDTRAP (BY THE BLACKHOLE’S SKYWAY PATROL), IS ARRESTED, PUT INTO THE BLACKHOLE’S GRAVITY CAR, AND TAKEN DOWNTOWN INTO THE BLACK HOLE’S WORMHOLE INTO ANOTHER PART OF SPACE/TIME- ALSO AT 186,000 MPS OF COURSE- IT’S CONSTANT- REMEMBER E=MC2? C=CONSTANT.
SPECIAL REALITIVITY DOES NOT RULE OUT BACK TO THE FUTURE OR ANY OF THE MANY SEQUELS BASED ON THE THEORY.
SUPERMAN SAVED LOIS LANE FROM THE DEAD USING THE REVERSAL OF SPACE/TIME.
A PIECE OF PAPER IS A TWO DEMENSIONAL OBJECT IN A THREE D WORLD.
WE WOULD BE LIKE A PIECE OF PAPER IN THE 4TH D OF SPACE/TIME.
TWO QUESTION TEST. (I LIED)
HOW BIG IS THE COSMOS?
HOW SMALL IS DNA?
HOW BIG OR SMALL IS OUR SUPREME BEING? (LIED AGAIN.)
SOMETIMES TO FIND OUR WAY WHEN WE GET LOST IN LIFE AND FEAR,
WE ALL NEED A SIGN THAT SAYS. “URHERE”! THERE U R !
